EEEEGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
EGGS EGGS EGGS
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN FIND THE TIME
one of my favorite things at a hockey game is the moment right after a goal, when the whole crowd jumps up. everyone is happy. it’s fine to high five the guy next to you, even if you’re complete strangers. everyone is happy, and for the same reason.
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
if biz chirped me on twitter i would put it on my resume